Five Matches That Should Have Gone Differently

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Timing is everything when it comes to the world of professional wrestling. Striking while the iron is hot or simply knowing when you have a good thing is paramount in having a successful business model. However, creative aspirations tangled with a personal agenda can miss the mark entirely with a second shot at redemption never materializing. You only one chance to make a first impression. Wrestling is littered with missed opportunities at creating some memorable moments.

 

Lex Luger vs. Yokozuna – Summer Slam 1993: Yokozuna vanquished the mighty Hulk Hogan, and Titan Towers needed a new hero to appeal to the masses. One body slam later on the USS Intrepid, and Lex Luger instantly became the red, white, and blue star of the company. He just needed the crown in the form of the WWF title to validate his rule.

The problem is Vince McMahon decided to delay Luger’s coronation until next year’s WrestleMania, banking on a more significant box office return. Luger won by count out, and a hollow celebration ensued as confetti and balloons fell from the ceiling. The title didn’t change hands, and the Lex Express had run out of gas by the time WrestleMania 10 rolled around. People want what they want when they want it. Telling the consumer otherwise leads to all-around disappointment.

 

Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels – Survivor Series 1997: My opinion on this matter comes from a different place than most. I’ve always been a super mark when it comes to wrestling. All I knew was what I saw in front of me. No rumors, no newsletters, which is how the majority of fans enjoy their professional wrestling. When Michaels got Hart in the Sharpshooter, and the bell rang for some inexplicable reason, my friends and I were left feeling, huh?

I didn’t know what actually happened until I discovered the internet a year later. I’ll always believe the Montreal Screw job is the biggest work in the history of the business. You’re trying to tell me that Vince McMahon couldn’t get his troops in line and tell them how things were going to be? Bret should have gone over at PPV, and Michaels should have won it the next night on Raw. If this was legit and Vince was really concerned that Bret would show up on Nitro with the belt, he should have stripped him of the belt and put it on someone else or even start the Austin era four months earlier. Leaving a paying audience hanging is not good storytelling.

 

Al Snow vs. Shane Douglas – Wrestlepalooza 1998: Al Snow was so popular ECW that he could have read Shakespeare to the bloodthirsty fans inside the ECW Arena, and he still would have received the biggest pop of the evening. The snowman could do no wrong as wrestling rings across the country were littered with styrofoam mannequin heads as audience chanted “Head! Head! Head!” and “We Want Head”

The night finally came when Snow challenged Shane Douglas for the heavyweight title. The match had fans on the edge of their seat as they counted down to the crowning of a new “Head” champion. The last thing anyone expected was for Douglas to pin Snow clean in the middle of the ring.

That is precisely what happened

The result was a big kick below the belt to wrestling fans. Douglas and Snow did the handshake gimmick after the match as the locker room emptied and hoisted both men on their shoulders in an attempt to mask the unpopular outcome with celebration. It didn’t work. Fans threw their heads in the ring in disappointment

Al Snow was initially booked to win the title. However, what many people forgot was that Snow was under contract to WWE at the time and was on loan to ECW during a time when the two promotions would exchange lower card talent.

When Vince Russo learned of Snow’s surge of popularity, he was recalled by the WWF and made his Raw debut on June 1st. In the end, it was better for Snow’s career to go back to WWF. Still, a title change would have been a classic moment.

 

Bobby Roode vs. Kurt Angle: Bound For Glory 2011: TNA has this uncanny ability to consistently book the polar opposite of what the audience wants to see. Bobby Roode went over in the BFG series and earned a title shot against Kurt Angle. The stars were perfectly aligned. Roode was booked stronger and stronger each week on television, and the people were digging it. They believed in Bobby Roode Bobby, but they didn’t just want him to win; they wanted TNA to put their stamp of approval, stating he is the man.

Hulk Hogan, in his infinite wisdom as head of creative, thought it would be better for Roode to lose in the biggest main event of the year, turn heel, and win the belt a week after. Better late than never doesn’t apply in this case because when something is highly anticipated, wrestling fans want it when they expect to get it. Roode is no worse off than before, but he should have been given a shot at being the star of the company. After all, nothing else has worked for TNA.

Kevin Nash vs. Goldberg: Starrcade 1998We all know how this went. Kevin Nash was in charge and booked himself to go over Goldberg, thus ending the famous undefeated streak. The IWC despised Goldberg squashing opponent after opponent, but casual fans, which makes up the majority of the audience, loved it.

Goldberg beat everybody under the sun, and Nash was the last main event player to defeat.

If he would have defeated Nash, the mystery and intrigue surrounding who eventually ends the streak would have grown to the level of the Undertaker’s WrestleMania streak. Another main eventer could have gone over on their second or third turn with Goldberg or elevating a mid-card player by having him win in a shocking upset. Having Goldberg go down at the hands of a cattle prod was another pro wrestling angle and turned something special into something ordinary.

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Review

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The movie theater has become my second home, with many great films throughout the year. My wife is a Hunger Games fanatic, and we enjoyed an early screening of Catching Fire. I went into the first film having read the book, and my experience was bogged down as a result by comparing what occurred in the two mediums. The choice was simple this time: don’t touch the book, and it paid huge dividends.

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The Star Wars: Why You Should Read It

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A longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away, George Lucas penned his original draft of Star Wars titled “The Star Wars.” Concept art and bits of information about the characters have been released over the years. Thanks to Dark Horse Comics, an eight-part comic book series has been released with the first three issues already in circulation. Some will find this concept intriguing, while others might not care because, after all, it is a rough draft and the prequels were rough enough. However, I’m going to tell you why you should be reading this series if you believe in the ways of the force.

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The Decision: Georges St. Pierre vs. Johny Hendricks

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I would have called shenanigans if I hadn’t seen it for myself.

Well, I saw it with my own eyes, and Georges St. Pierre won a controversial split decision over Johny Hendricks, which most people felt he lost. Questionable decisions are happening more and more in the UFC. The end result will generate more money because rematches are bound to happen, but will it keep fans in the long run? All parties involved have to not only deal with the judges’ decision on Saturday but also make a decision of their own.

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Calling the Shots of Georges Rush St. Pierre vs Johny Hendricks

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Time flies when you’re having fun. The particular period of time I’m referring to is the 20 years that the UFC has been in existence. This milestone will be celebrated on Saturday night at the MGM Grand Garden when the greatest welterweight of all time faces his toughest challenge to date.

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Looking Back at UFC 45: Revolution

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Originally written for and published by Camel Clutch Blog November 2013

The Ultimate Fighting Championship will celebrate its 20th anniversary on Saturday with a stellar card headlined by Georges St. Pierre vs. Jonny Hendricks for the welterweight championship. It’s exciting to see how far the sport has come, and it’s interesting when comparing this card to their last anniversary show, ten years earlier.

UFC 45 took place on November 21, 2003, at Mohegan Sun in Uncasville, Connecticut. It was the promotion’s fifth and final event for the year. That is a far cry compared to the 33 fight cards the promotion will put on this year.

Fans who watched at home on pay-per-view critically panned UFC 45. PRIDE FC held their Final Conflict card in Japan a week earlier, and it’s one of the most memorable nights in MMA history.

I was fortunate enough to attend this event, and it was one of the greatest times of my life. The fighters were much more accessible to the general public since the sport wasn’t that popular back then. Fans were treated to a free autograph session with what was voted on by fans as the ten greatest UFC fighters of all time.

This was an incredible deal considering at the fan expo last year, it cost $30.00 just to meet Clay Guida, which is a sign of how acceptance of the sport has changed. Plus, so much has happened over the last ten years that the top ten list of today would look remarkably different from that of yesteryear.

Former ring girl Amber Miller handed me a free full-color program as I stood in line and waited with bated breath to meet these legends of the Octagon. When I finally got to see the fighters, some fun stories were being told in one form or another.

Dan Severn couldn’t attend due to a scheduling conflict and was replaced by UFC 2 veteran Fred Ettish. It was sad to hear people talk about him like he is some scrub, but he deserves props for putting it all on the line in a situation where there were no rules.

Tank Abbott simply did not show up, and there was no replacement to be had. Mark Coleman was either very exhausted or hungover. Oleg Taktarov enjoyed being back where it all began for him. Marco Ruas was extremely nice and bowed to everyone as he shook their hand.

Ken Shamrock was visibly annoyed, probably because he was seated between Royce Gracie and Don Frye. That had to be a rib because no one who knew what they were doing could have legitimately thought that was a good idea. Pat Miletich was the life of the party, but Randy Couture was the coolest kid in school, just coming off his career-defining wins over Chuck Liddell and Tito Ortiz.

Evan Tanner was very approachable and hung out in the hotel lobby during the autograph session. He made his middleweight debut that evening and told me how all of the weight came off easily except for the last three pounds.

Our conversation came to an abrupt halt as Tanner’s opponent that evening, Phil Baroni, entered the lobby with a five-person entourage. They were wearing matching gray Everlast tracksuits and surrounding Baroni as if he were the President while he rocked out with his yellow Walkman.

That night was a turning point in the career of the New York Badass. Not only did he lose the fight, but he also protested the stoppage and punched referee Larry Landless in the face. As a result, Baroni served a six-month suspension and lost to Tanner in the rematch.

After the autograph session, I grabbed lunch at the hotel and saw some writers from Full Contact Fighter.com. They had a bunch of their monthly magazines with them, and I wanted one. However, the MMA junkie in me was star-struck by this media entity.

This didn’t make sense, considering I was chatting with several fighters earlier in the day. I winked at my friend and loudly asked him if he thought Tank or Cabbage would win. My plan worked as the writers handed us two free issues of the magazine!

The gods above must have deemed Frank Mir unworthy of competing on these celebratory cards. UFC 167 marks the second time he has been bumped from a UFC anniversary show through no fault of his own. Mir was scheduled to fight Alistair Overeem in what was deemed a “loser leaves town” bout. The fight has been moved to Super Bowl weekend next year to give Mir more time to recover from his knockout loss in August.

Mir was scheduled to face Tim Sylvia for the heavyweight title ten years earlier. A month before the bout, Sylvia tested positive for steroids, and the suspension that followed stripped him of the title and kept him out of action for nine months.

Wes Sims was the next contestant in the Frank Mir sweepstakes. Even though Mir was no longer fighting for the title, revenge would have to be the martial objective since Sims illegally stomped on Mir’s head while holding the fence in their previous encounter at UFC 43. However, fate would delay their rematch as Sims suffered a broken arm in training and withdrew from the bout.

Patrick Smith, a UFC 1, 2, and 6 veteran, was the next fighter summoned to take on the bone-breaking submission specialist. No one expected Smith to win, much less put up much of a fight, but it was the nostalgia factor of having someone who fought on the first UFC card, fighting a decade later, that sold the bout.

However, the third time would not be the charm as it was revealed that Smith had not paid a fine levied by the NSAC in 1997. Smith was scratched from the card, and with no time to find a fourth opponent, so was Frank Mir.

Ricco Rodriguez vs. Pedro Rizzo went down as the most expensive prelim fight in UFC history, with each making over $100,000. It also one of the most boring fights of all time. It was painfully obvious that both men wanted to be anywhere but fighting in a cage.

They just circled each other and threw the occasional leg kick and one-two punch. Fans voiced their disapproval as loud chants of “This Fight Sucks” filled the Mohegan Sun Arena. Rizzo won a unanimous decision, but no one cared. Fans wanted them gone from their sight, and neither of them has fought in the UFC since.

Tank Abbott fought Wesley “Cabbage” Correira in the third and final fight on his Zuffa contract. He was making $150,000 per fight, which a lot of fighters were vocal about since the top fighters of that time were making a lot less. Hell, there are not a lot of fighters making that now.

The fight was even until the doctor stopped the bout due to a cut over Tank’s right eye. Tank was pissed; Cabbage did a little dance in celebration and flipped Tank the bird, Tank’s cornerman, John Marsh, threw a water bottle at Cabbage, and all hell broke loose.

It looked like something you’d see on Monday Night Raw as both camps started brawling while others scaled the cage to get in on the action. Armed security, Dana White and Chuck Liddell entered the octagon to break up the melee, and Joe Rogan called it perfectly on commentary stating, “This bullshit is the last thing we need.”

This event also marked the inaugural UFC Hall of Fame induction ceremony. Royce Gracie and Ken Shamrock were the first two entrants, and no one was more deserving. Both gave speeches with two different messages.

Royce mentioned how he helped introduce his family’s art, Gracie Jiu-Jitsu, to the United States and how it had revolutionized martial arts forever. Ken thanked the fans, especially internet fans, for keeping the sport alive when everyone else had dismissed it as barbaric and unworthy of their time. It was heartfelt, and his genuine appreciation could be heard in every syllable of his speech.

Matt Hughes defended the welterweight title against Frank Trigg in the main event, and it served as one of the more memorable finishes in UFC history. Hughes jumped on Trigg’s back in a standing position, applied a rear-naked choke, and Trigg tapped as he fell to the canvas. The victory was poetic since Royce Gracie also defeated Gerard Gordeau with a rear-naked choke in the main event of UFC 1.

Welterweight main events and anniversary shows go hand in hand. If there were weight classes, in the beginning, Gracie would be the best in the division, while Hughes was the best welterweight of his era. Georges St. Pierre, the greatest welterweight of all time, will headline on Saturday against Johny Hendricks.

I can’t think of a better example of how MMA has progressed than looking at Gracie, Hughes, and St. Pierre. Their ascension to glory represented the changing of an evolutionary guard in combat sports. It would be only fitting if Saturday’s main event ends with either a new ruler to the throne or a third rear-naked choke to crown another centennial affair.

Velvet #1 Review

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Velvet #1 | Writer: Ed Brubaker | Artist: Steve Epting | Colorist: Elizabeth Breitweizer | Publisher: Image Comics | Price: $3.50 | From my column at Forces of Geek.com

If you read the legendary run of Captain America by Ed Brubaker and Steve Epiting, you know that this collaboration is going to produce a fun, though provoking and stylish comic book presentation.

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Batwoman #24 Review

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Batwoman #24 | Writers: W. Haden Blackman & J.H. Williams III | Artist: Trevor McCarthy | Colorist: Guy Major | Publisher: DC Comics | Price: $2.99 | From my column at Forces of Geek.com

Batwoman #24 serves as the series’ swan song for W. Haden Blackman and J.H. Williams III. Despite all of the great stories that has come out of these remarkable pages, it is fitting that the duo gives us the one thing they’ve been teasing for twenty four issues: The showdown between Batwoman and Batman.

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Star Wars #10 Review

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Star Wars #10 | Writer: Brian Wood |Artist: Carlos D’Anda |Colorist: Gabe Eltaeb | Publisher: Dark Horse Comics |Price: $2.99 | From my column at Forces of Geek.com

One of the great many things about this Star Wars series is we get to see things that never unfolded in the films.

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Let’s Talk About Giants

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Brian Damage, who writes for the Ring The Damn Bell wrestling blog, ran a great article titled “Andre And The Extinction of Wrestling’s Giants” where he examined the irrelevant nature of the wrestling giants as an attraction.

 Reading this made me think about the how this all came to pass after such a long standing tradition of wrestling big men producing an instant cash grab at the box office.

 Before his King of the Ring qualifying match against King Kong Bundy in 1995, Shawn Michaels stated “Being big, doesn’t make you good.” It sounded absurd back in the day but today it is the status quo. But why?

 In my opinion, Andre the Giant is the best big man to ever step in the ring. If you watch his stuff prior to the that evening in the Pontiac Silver Dome, the man could move for someone his size and pulled off dropkicks and jump off the top rope. Once he donned the black singlet, he was the most feared man in the sport.

As a kid, the only time I was ever concerned for the safety of a babyface was when Andre entered the ring. Perhaps, Andre set such a high standard for being a big man attraction that those who came after him pale in comparison.

 Vader comes in second place on my list for wrestling big men and could have been an Andre like draw but bad booking decisions that culminated with losing clean to Shawn Michaels in his first WWF title match did irreparable harm to his aura which made him just another member of the rank and file. No other giant has come as close.

 The Undertaker started off as just another big man but now that distinction if the last thing you think of when referencing this 6’10” phenom. Mark Calloway has reinvented himself time and time again and it’s all come full circle as he is back to the incarnation of his character that brought him to the dance.

He wrestles a hybrid style that encompass athletic prowess of an averaged sized individual and the power repertoire of a giant. The way he blends then together doesn’t make you think of Andre or HBK. It is unique to him and it makes me wonder if perhaps he saw the spectacle of the big man of giant becoming adapted to prevent his own extinction? He is one of the most intelligent workers to ever wear a pair of boots so it’s wouldn’t surprise me.

 Another reason why the giants have taken a back seat is how the in-ring product has evolved over the years. While today’s ring psychology can be up for debate, just pop in a DVD and compare the match quality of WrestleMania 7 and WrestleMania 17.

Things move at a much faster pace with more chances being taken than before. Attention spans are shorter this things need to keep moving in an interesting manner to prevent the masses from changing the channel. Seeing someone lumber around and nail his opponents with clubbing forearms isn’t going to sell as many tickets as it once did.

Plus, the way WWE books their big men today it atrocious. The Great Khali is the exception because booking him as a world beater would make it difficult for even the untrained eye to suspend reality with his lack of mobility.

Perhaps we are not looking in the right place for the demise for wrestling’s giants. Maybe, the blame falls squarely on the shoulders of the Ultimate Fighting Championship. This particular form on hand to hand combat will always draw comparisons to professional wrestling and lots of people watch both.

With UFC putting on fight cards every week, people have become more accustomed to watching athletes of the proper size and strength for optimal performance competing against one another. You don’t see any giants tearing it up in the octagon.

6’8” 265 lbs. Tim Sylvia is a former UFC heavyweight champion but using size and power over technique along with fighting a very safe and slow style didn’t endear him to fans and produced some of the most boring fights in UFC history. When he finally lost the title, he became irrelevant as has stayed that way ever since.

 At the end of the day, does wrestling really need a big man attraction anymore? Is it just a matter of the right giant at the right time, making the right kind of impression? Maybe, it is as simple as Andre is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be when it comes to giants. The old school fan in me will always be intrigued by those larger than life performers but it seems as if the business doesn’t need them anymore.